Come on Dover,
Move your bloomin’ arse
Out of Birds Eye beefburgers,
Let’s end this bloody farce
Consumer confidence has gone;
It’s mad, the whole caboodle
They’ve ramped the testing up a notch,
To look for labradoodle
Come on Dover,
Move your bloomin’ arse
Out of Birds Eye beefburgers,
Let’s end this bloody farce
Consumer confidence has gone;
It’s mad, the whole caboodle
They’ve ramped the testing up a notch,
To look for labradoodle