From the Guardian. Made me smile.

A mosquito was heard to complain
That chemists had poisoned her brain.Horse laughThe cause of her sorrow
Was para-dichloro-

Made me think of an old limerick that tickled me when younger:

The Thunder God rode out one day
Upon his favourite filly
I’m Thor he cried,
The horse replied,
You forgot your thaddle thilly.

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